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Why use this website?
All the best SAT tricks, 100% free
I’ve been succesfully helping students beat this test for years, and want to share my knowledge free of charge. Good, free SAT prep is exceedingly rare, and I want to change that.
Most SAT prep also misses the mark. They focus on teaching you the "proper way" for things like math and grammar, but the proper way is almost never the fastest or most effective way. I teach you the REAL way, with methods that exploit the design of the SAT instead of asking you to conform to it.
Test prep for zoomers, not boomers
Test prep is just so damn boring. Most prep material is written like it's made to sit at Barnes & Noble and attract the neighborhood Karens. Nobody wants to read that shit.
I don't talk to you like you're some studious angel, because I know you lazy fucks aren't. Hopefully my language, memes, and general idiocy make studying a little more fun. It's time somebody took a different approach to test prep. Concerned boomers: read this.
The SAT rewards the rich, not the smart
The SAT perpetuates economic inequality. Families who can afford expensive tutoring can essentially buy their useless kids into college. Meanwhile, those of us with less money are left to fend for ourselves.
Take an average kid who self-studied and a literal chimpanzee who got months of tutoring, and I'd bet on the chimpanzee. I would know - I've tutored a few apes in my time. Hope you're enjoying Harvard, Kevin! 🐵
College Board straight up sucks, no cap
They copyright strike and threaten people who upload free prep material, even when it's taken from tests that College Board themselves have released. Private tutors and companies use them without repurcussion every day, turning the SAT into pay-to-win garbage like that mobile game you were just playing. Well not anymore. I've come to the goddamn rescue, baby.
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