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Your email and any information you give me will never be shared with anyone. I'm not a shady piece of shit. Also, nobody wants your information anyways, you useless-ass zoomer.
Gimme that email CLOUT
What you get in return, for FREE
- My Ultimate SAT Cheat Sheet, a single page, printable guide to all the essential tricks and shortcuts.
- A full-length hilarious practice test full of crude language and humor, but still as difficult as the real SAT.
- Weekly practice questions, useful tips, dank memes, and anything else I think might help you.
- Extreme clout among friends when you show them that cheat sheet and this site.
Why u tryna steal my data dude??
I ask for your email address so that I can steadily build a following, send you free practice questions and tips every week, and give you a secure download link to my free cheat sheet and practice test.
Honestly, I just want some clout, alright? It makes me look like a big shot when I can say "yo dawg, I've got this many peeps on my mailing list." Girls get to have hot tub streams on Twitch, so just let me have your email. It's also expensive hosting downloads, and I don't make any money off this shit, so I lock my downloads behind an email so that bots and haters can't spam my servers as easily.
Oh, and I really recommend trying that practice test. Everything is custom written to be hilarious and stupid, with plenty of swear words. Send it to friends, they'll enjoy it. And don't worry, it's modeled after the real tests, so aside from the swearing, all the concepts are the same as you'd find on the real SAT.
If y'all ever have questions or specific problems you want solved, I'll put the good ones on the mailing list as well since it might help everyone.
And if you have any good memes, send 'em over to memes@fuckthesat.com and if they don't suck I'll stick them in the weekly e-mail and you can become the first ever SAT influencer.