SAT 101 Chapter 5 - A Quick Review
Let's quickly review what we've learned. It's also a good chance for you to write this stuff down. Even if you never read your notes again, the act of writing it down has been shown to drastically increase your memory of it. True chads take notes for memory and then throw them straight into the trash.
Figure 1.5
The Wokest Mindset
Anti-Simp Technology
- Know that you're gonna crush this shitty test.
- Remember that the SAT is flawed and does not measure your intelligence.
- Get angry at the SAT creators for thinking they can measure your worth.
- Scream "FUCK THE SAT!!" at the top of your lungs.
- Channel that rage into confidence on every question you answer.
- Hard question? Just laugh and think “aight, you sly fucks got me this time”
- Know you got a question right? Think “eat shit, assholes!”
- Walk out of the SAT room with pride.
The Rules, Broskis
I've honestly seen students increase their score by 100+ points after a short session where I just teach them these rules.
DA RULES
- There is only 1 good answer per question. There is no "best."
- Three answers are TOTALLY WRONG for a SPECIFIC REASON.
- READ EVERY WORD. They all matter, no matter how small.
- Every question is worth the same amount. EASY questions FIRST.
- There are no hard questions, only easy questions in disguise.
The Biggest Yikes
Now let's review the common mistakes again. Instead of listing the actual mistakes, here is how to stop making them:
How to not be a dumbass
- When between two answer choices, never ask yourself which one is better
- Do NOT just go with your "first instinct"
- Never waste time on shit you don't understand
- Stop overthinking the questions
- Slow the fuck down
- Never forget your training.
- Tell your friends about this site.